So, you are thinking of becoming an escort?
Perhaps you are curious about the mysterious world of escorting? You may want to explore your sexual agency in a safe and open environment? Or be looking for a job that is both lucrative and flexible enough to suit your busy schedule?
On the other hand, maybe you just really, really love sex…
Welcome to Funhouse.
Founded by the marvelous Madam Mary, who has over 22 years of experience in the industry, Funhouse boasts stunning premises, consistently excellent service and an orgasmic collection of shoes and clothing.
With two floors of state-of-the-art custom-built facilities, free wi-fi, two dressing rooms, a staff lounge and two of the coolest cats to ever exist, Funhouse is like no other agency in New Zealand!
And that is just the beginning…
At Funhouse we foster a culture of community, affirmative consent, and open communication; fusing excellent service, attention to detail and an excessive amount of fun.
As a Funhouse worker you can expect your privacy, boundaries and mental and physical wellbeing to be prioritised at all times.
Rather than sitting around all day, you have the luxury of working ‘on call’, as well as choosing your availability each week.
You will also only ever encounter clients who have specifically booked you and paid for your time; No awkward line-ups or need to compete for bookings.
We understand that beginning work as an escort can seem daunting and so are committed to backing you up in any decisions you make regarding your body; You are not obligated to accept repeat bookings with clients that make you feel uncomfortable for whatever reason (no matter how small).
WORK AT FUNHOUSE
Funhouse is the most adaptive, supportive, discreet and absurdly fun escort agency in New Zealand.
We are a worker-driven agency that understands the importance of fostering a positive and nurturing environment.
We not only have the most well paid women on the books, we also have a community of the most warm, intelligent and supportive women (as a Funhouse escort myself, I may be somewhat biased here).
Many of our Funhouse workers are students, juggling exams and other obligations and therefore wanting a job that substantially contributes to their bank account without substantially increasing existing time pressures.
A common theme amongst our workers is intelligence, compassion, open mindedness, an ability to listen, and a sense of fun.
If you feel nervous or would like to get to know our workers a little bit more, you can read what they have to say here.
We look forward to hearing from you,
So sit back, relax, and allow me to introduce you to the wonderful world of Funhouse.
Our fearless leader is Madam Mary; A Madam with over twenty years of experience in the industry, well known for her sex worker activism, hands-on support and career as one of New Zealand’s leading dominatrices (but don’t let that scare you off).
The Funhouse model of business puts the workers first; Meaning we are not only some of the highest paid escorts in New Zealand, but also have some of the most flexible working conditions.
With multiple specialties to choose from (from massage, to full service, to kink/fetish play) we offer an exciting and adaptive environment no-matter your sexual experience level.
Work 4 Fun
While you may be aware of Funhouse’s reputation as the leading escort agency in New Zealand (hold for applause), you may not know that we offer a variety of work opportunities.
- Funhouse – escort agency (full service) – on call or on shift
- Sensual massage (with hand relief) – either on call or on shift
- The MM Club – PVC Heaven
To find out more, click on the links and feel free to contact Mary with any questions.
Full training is provided and it is not uncommon for Funhouse Women to begin in one field and transition to multiple areas as their confidence and skill level increases.
Find Out More
The rest of the site will give you more specific information about what it is like to work in the sex industry and what you can expect as a Funhouse worker.
Funhouse supports workers rights to affirmative consent, body autonomy, safety and emotional support at all times.
If you have made it to the end of this page then my guess is that you are ready to take the next step, why not check out our FAQ page?
If you have any questions after that you are welcome to e-mail.
Look forward to hearing from you!