Funhouse is quite simply the most luxurious agency in New Zealand; With a huge floor of purpose-built rooms, ensuites, massage rooms, two changing rooms, a dedicated staff room and a kink room (not to mention an orgasmic array of shoes), our premises feels like a beautiful holiday from the real world.

Despite our many rooms, you will only ever interact with those clients who have specifically booked to see you (other than your fabulous colleagues).


Our massage ONLY rooms have high quality, large massage tables, huge ornate mirrors, warmed oil, hot towels, modern, well chosen music and adjustable lighting (designed to optimise your sexiness).


Our bedrooms are much larger with high-quality king-sized/California King sized beds, crisp white linen, enormous mirrors, comfortable leather couches and either an ensuite or close access to a private bathroom/shower.


We have a large dressing room; which contains hundreds of garments and shoes that you may wear during bookings, hair straighteners/curlers and well-lit large-scale mirrors. We also have a staff room with comfortable couches, a fridge and cosy blankets and cushions.

Free endless wi-fi and two adorable cats are just another reason why you should e-mail Mary now! [email protected]