Full service / Escorting

Full-service is perhaps the most lucrative job at Funhouse for our workers; Perfect for those of you who enjoy socialising and sex.
Our premises are a balance of lavish and comfortable; a fantasy five-star-hotel space where the linen is always white, the fridges are always stocked with wine and beauty and sex is celebrated.

What makes a great escort?

Are you?

A great communicator – Aka always have your phone turned on and topped up? Non-judgmental and able to make others feel comfortable? Supportive of other body types, women & diversity in general? Empathetic? Reliable?


Here’s what we can provide…

You have your choice of working on-call or on shift, meaning you can fit your work around other commitments

All the advertising, bookings and pricing is handled for you.

Condoms, toys, outfits, shoes and lube are all provided.

We have limitless wi-fi, two dressing rooms and a comfortable staff room, which you can use to study, binge Netflix or gossip with the girls.

We offer training and support and will back you up if you have any safety concerns.

We have two extremely cute cats that you can pat and cuddle.

How much do I get paid?

Rates for full service begin at $225 per hour and can increase from there depending on the clientele you attract. There is no fining, hidden costs, bond’s or fees and all we ask is that you bring your own matching lingerie and whatever make-up you wish to wear.

What hours do I have to work?

What hours do you want to be available? Every Sunday, Mary will text you and ask for your availability for the upcoming week. This can change week by week and we try to give you at least an hours notice for a job and you always have the right to say ‘yes’ or ‘no’.

If for some reason your availability changes, or you are having an off day, all that we require is proactive communication so that Mary doesn’t spend time/resources promoting someone who isn’t able to work. You are not expected to work late nights as we close at 9pm on Monday to Thursday, 8pm Friday, 6pm Saturday and 7pm Sunday.

We look forward to hearing from you!

 MM x