Founded by Madam Mary, with over 30 years of experience in the industry, Funhouse is a purpose-built, women-led escort agency based in Wellington.
Working with Funhouse
We provide a variety of work opportunities, depending on your interests and comfort level:
- Funhouse Escort Agency — on call
- Sensual Massage Wellington — on call
- The MM Club — kink, fetish, and specialty bookings — after settling in if you have the right mindset and interest
Our custom-designed facilities include private dressing rooms, staff spaces, high-quality amenities, and a professional environment created to support both workers and clients. Funhouse is widely regarded as offering some of the best working conditions in New Zealand.
At Funhouse, we foster a culture of community, affirmative consent, training, and open communication. As a Funhouse worker, you can expect your privacy, boundaries, and physical and mental wellbeing to be prioritised at all times.
Rather than sitting around waiting, many women enjoy the flexibility of working on call, choosing their availability week to week. You will only ever see clients who have specifically booked you and paid for your time.
We understand that beginning work in the industry can feel daunting, and we are deeply committed to supporting you in all decisions regarding your autonomy, comfort, and personal boundaries.
The Funhouse model puts workers first. This means we offer the highest earning opportunities in Wellington — and among the best working conditions in New Zealand — with the flexibility to choose your own path, whether that involves massage, full service, or kink and fetish specialties.
Funhouse Ladies and Madam Mary
Our founder and leader is Madam Mary, a respected figure in New Zealand’s sex industry with decades of experience, hands-on support, and a strong commitment to sex worker advocacy.
Many Funhouse women are students or professionals balancing other responsibilities, looking for work that is financially rewarding without demanding full-time hours. Common qualities among our workers include intelligence, compassion, open-mindedness, strong communication, and a sense of fun.
We’re proud not only to represent some of the best-paid escorts in the country, but also to offer a community of warm, supportive, and genuinely impressive women.
Funhouse is discreet, adaptive, worker-driven, and built around creating an environment where women can thrive.
Ladies Testimonials
If you feel nervous or would like to hear directly from women who work with us, you can read their experiences here.
The New Zealand Model
In 2003 something extraordinary happened in New Zealand. It very nearly didn’t happen at all. Against all odds, after two decades of campaigning, and by the margin of just one vote, sex work was decriminalised.
You can read more about this history here:
Everybody’s Free – A tale of how sex workers made history.